Even Poseidon, the god of the sea, should acknowledge my coolness. I never thought I'd have such an amazing adventure sailing on the ocean, but now I am, and it's exhilarating. I feel like I could do anything, even fly this boat to the moon, like Kevin Garnett's awesome basketball skills. Mom, look how cool I am with my arms spread wide on the boat. I'm with my friends having fun, and the boat's engine is loud and cool. I don't care about anything on land, I'm on a boat and it's awesome. If you're not on the boat with me, then you're missing out.ĭon't just sit there, get up and join the party, because this boat and this adventure is totally real! I'm cruising through the water quickly, and I'm feeling like a king wearing my fancy boat-themed scarf. I'm actually riding on a wild dolphin in the open sea, and it's a real adventure that you'll never forget. We're having a great time on the boat, drinking fancy champagne and having fun, while you're stuck working at your boring job. I'm sailing on the open sea, moving fast with the wind at my back, and nothing can slow me down or stop me. I'm on a boat and I'm proud of it, so look at me and my sweet ride. 'Cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) Get ready because we're about to have a wild time.Įverybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)Įveryone get on the floor and be ready for anything.īe alert and ready to keep up, because we're in charge and moving forward. Poseidon look at me, oh (all hands on deck)īelieve me when I say, I fucked a mermaidĮverybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (whoa)Īw shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah) Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat (let's go) Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow) Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)Īrms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow) This boat engine make noise, motherfucker I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah) If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-ohįuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)įuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker) I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wetīut this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's, straight flipping copies I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies We drinking Santana champ, 'cause it's so crisp (crisp) Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch) You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat Straight floatin' on a boat on the deep blue seaīusting five knots, wind whipping out my coat I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah) You can watch the trailer below, and listen to two songs that The Lonely Island released ahead of the film.I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat Why are we getting this treat? The Lonely Island was on The Tonight Show to promote their new movie, Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, which promises to hilariously parody music documentaries and Justin Bieber. There’s also Jorma Taccone in a DUNCE cap reading something called The Joy Of Land, which is really really cute. Now the Lonely Island has recreated this song with Jimmy Fallon and The Roots, this time using classroom instruments, including a xylophone, a rubber ducky maraca, a kazoo, a block that you can hit with a small mallet (don’t know the technical name, sorry), and Andy Samberg hitting a pair of flip-flops together. Their 2009 single “I’m On A Boat” is one of their best examples, with exaggeratedly aggressive and profane lyrics about the most mundane aspects of partying on a yacht. The Lonely Island is well known for parodying rap cliches with songs that sound almost as good as the real thing.
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